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Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish ·
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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish ·
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  • BaroqueInMind
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    The hammer is your finger and the manifestation of your hiccups is your fathers prostate gland

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      Incidentally, IIRC one of, if not the only proven cure for the hiccups is a prostate massage, now normally it’s the person with the hiccups who gets massaged, as opposed to being the masseur…

      Though I have no idea if that technique works for women as well, or if it’s just men who have that awkwardly placed off switch

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        Do you have a source for that?

        …asking for a friend

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          Since you asked so nicely:

          https://broomedocs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/odeh1990.pdf

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        I’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.

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