The idea of needing a hatchet delivered to a hostage situation is somewhat mind-bending. Like, if you’re in a situation where a hatchet might be necessary, pick one up ahead of time.
A driver for an delivery service recently helped police in west-central Texas foil a hostage situation after reporting that he had delivered zip ties, a hatchet and other suspicious items to a motel room as part of an order, according to authorities and media accounts.
In a news release published on social media, police from the city of Sweetwater said they had been called to a local motel on Monday morning by a delivery service worker who became suspicious over certain items that he delivered to a room there at the behest of a platform customer.
Police did not disclose exactly what the items in question were. But witnesses told Texas media outlets KTAB and KRBC that – among other things – the delivery included trash bags, zip ties, bleach and a hatchet.
Stay classy, fellow Texans.
As Dick Vayes would say; that criminal is probably the Bonehead of the Day.