The founders were day-drunk alcoholics that wrote the Constitution while blitzed because beer was the only source of clean drinking water. They didn’t bathe because they believed washing off the dirt and sweat and oils would let in “bad airs” and make them sick.

The fact that we pretend like their magic scroll is a good system of government is a joke.

@Oyster_Lust @queermunist

You sound nice.

Goodbye.