I have occasional bathroom issues caused by food sensitivities (damn your delicious yet toxic nature, nacho cheese).

These bathroom issues involves pooping a bunch of times in one day. The frequent pooping and wiping severely irritate my poor butthole, aggravating hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

I know lots of people around here swear by the miracle of bidets, but before I start shopping around, I’m wondering if there are any naysayers out there who just don’t like bidets, along with why that’s the case.

Bonus question: how do I use a bidet? Most of the instructions I’ve found are a bit delicate about the details. Anyone want to give me a detailed description of how and what to do?

My swollen, bloody anus thanks you.

  • sleepisajokeanyway
    8•1 year ago

    The only downside I can think of are firstly that the water pressure for an attachment one can be painful if you turn it up to fast at first if you haven’t gotten used to the knob. I did buy a cheap one without hot water at first but ended up buying another one with hot water as well. I’d be fine with the only cold water one, it’s still 1000x better than toilet paper, but the hot water is nice in the winter. It’s also annoying to clean around somewhat.

    I guess I don’t really fit the description in your title though, those are the downsides I can think of with mine though, also mine were the bidet attachments, not a full bidet.