DES MOINES, IA— Hoping to initiate a casual chat with an average citizen during his campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) reportedly said, “Ah, pissing, I love to piss,” this week when attempting to strike up a conversation with a voter. “Boy, do I just adore pissing. What a great way to…
  • @tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
    9•11 months ago

    Umm. That’s how sex happens in the bathroom.

    you know what else I like? Shootn’ a fat load. Don’t you? Man, wish I could shoot a fat load right now, yaknowatimean? strokes cock Hey, why don’t we shoot one right now. Just to get the pressure out. Here, let me help………

    Aaaaand, REPUBLICAN GAY SEX! Woo!

    Happens all the time, ask Larry.

      • @tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
        5•11 months ago

        oh, I’m sorry. How did my dick get under the bathroom stall. Golly, a gay could have a lot of fun under here, haha. Let’s pretend hahaha ha ha.