• MxM111
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    1 year ago

    To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!

    Next question.

    • aeternum
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      I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.

      • MxM111
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        1 year ago

        Because of mysterious ways.

        Next question.

      • @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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        11 year ago

        As I recall, the deal is that you’re disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respects…but Satan doesn’t, and promptly nabs your soul once it’s separated from your body and available for nabbing.