@OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up149
arrow-up149imageThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.com@OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-square@aaaantoine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•1 year agoThat’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character. This is also why Java dev pays so well.
minus-square@ReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilink3•1 year agoSystem.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
minus-squareEavolutionlinkfedilink3•1 year agoOr the slightly more readable brainfuck: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
minus-square@ReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilink1•1 year agoHey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
minus-squareGrishAixlinkfedilink3•1 year agostd::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
minus-squareElectronSouplinkfedilink1•1 year agostd::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");
That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
printf("C wins again\n");
p "Ruby FTW!"
std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");