The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 10 months agoIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11.12K
arrow-up11.12KimageIf you purchase 12 months at a time, you can save a lot on the power steering subscription.startrek.websiteThe Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 10 months agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-square@TheLurker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish60•10 months agoWait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
minus-square@Absolutemehperson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish29•10 months agoOr the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
minus-square@Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilink4•10 months agoXit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
minus-square@Cheers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink12•10 months ago“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
minus-square@Noodle07@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•10 months agoThe tesla drives you directly to the gulag
minus-square@angrymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•10 months agoOr Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old
Wait till they pull a HP and brick your car for not using their official fuel.
Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.
A mean xit?
Pronounced “shit”
Xit is catchy but I’m still more fond of xcretion.
“you liked ElonJet, so we’re now banning you from all Tesla services”
The tesla drives you directly to the gulag
Or Epson bricking your car cause it got 6 years old