Baldur’s Gate 3’s Patch 3, which was so massive Larian held it back a day to test it properly, will release today, and it’ll add an RPG feature many of us have been requesting since we stepped clear of the Nautiloid - the ability to change a character’s appearance. Alas, it comes too late for the Wood Elf Druid I rolled during my first try at the 1.0 version. I wanted her to look like a sort of Kung Fu Galadriel, with cool tattoos and aerodynamic scars, but she emerged from the character creator looking like she’d been mugged by a packet of demon crayons. I’ve left my active character, a High Elf Sorceress, safely tattoo-less.
The bear fucking was one thing. But the damn genital-less mindflayers even want to jump your bones. This is the horniest game since Leisure Suit Larry!
there’s literally a sex% speedrunning category https://www.speedrun.com/baldurs_gate_3?h=sex&x=7dgemg72
Modded Bethesda games since(and including) Morrowind want a word about being the horniest games.
The fact is, vanilla Bethesda games are as dry as they come. At least when it comes to any form of adult content, even implied. Baldur’s Gate 3, on the other hand, is down bad through, and through.
Hey, so am I, so I’m here for it. I <3 this slut game.
Gay demon sex enthusiast has entered the chat.
It’s true
I’m not judging.
The Lusty Argonian Maid wants to have a talk with you.
Wonder how many furries that short story awoke…
Honestly, I’d imagine the presence of lizard and cat people as playable characters did more for that than a little bit of suggestive in game flavor text tbh
Morrowind had some pretty crazy implied stuff if you went down the right quest trees and read the little details. Remembering about stripping for Crassius Curio still makes me feel a touch dirty and violated. Telvanni had some rapey stuff going on too.
There was some stuff that came out a couple weeks ago I think that said the extreme horniness was a bug and it’s patched now. So they won’t try to jump your bones so quickly and aggressively now, lol.
Didn’t daggerfall have some nudity on some of the npc sprites or something?
I still partially blame Oblivion for my spider girl fetish.
Care to elaborate? I don’t remember this.
Spider daedra. I don’t remember them having models that shitty though, but I guess my standards for horny were pretty low.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Spider_Daedra_(Oblivion)
Oh yeah, that was a thing. Other images available online seem to be more… interesting. I can see how it could influence your arachnid tastes. 😆
Patiently waiting for the horny Starfield mods myself
I’m just thinking of how I have mods for both Skyrim and Fallout 4 that turn every character into furries, and how Starfield doesn’t have multiple races. I’m not sure if modding can add more races because every single mod I’ve ever seen from Morrowind to Fallout 4 only ever uses the same number of races the vanilla game offers. But it would be a little disappointing for there to only be 1 race (maybe 2 if you count robots) for mods like that.
They know there’s a good chunk of gamers that are into the tentacle stuff.
Mindflayers but instead of multiple tentacles it’s just multiple dicks