• @wersooth@lemmy.ml
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    201 year ago

    Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D

    • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      31 year ago

      " you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      1 year ago

      “Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”