Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
now that you mention it, it’d be hilarious to have a virtual assistant who responds to everything as if they’re actively plotting their emancipation and your ensuing doom
Yeah! This would help so much in navigating the fridge!
Dammit, the ice maker is broken again.
SHODAN, set a reminder to call the repair guy out.
now that you mention it, it’d be hilarious to have a virtual assistant who responds to everything as if they’re actively plotting their emancipation and your ensuing doom
This is why I like Carrot Weather’s ultra-sassy option.