“You’re not gonna die on the planet, Guy.”

“Oh really? Then what’s my last name?”

“Uh… I… Uh… I don’t know.”

“Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn’t important enough for a last name, because I’m gonna die five minutes in!”

“Guy, you have a last name.”

“DO I? DO I?! For all you know, I’m ‘Crewman Number Six!’”