Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.message-square15fedilinkarrow-up1347file-text
arrow-up1347message-squareMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•11 months agoMine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions. She couldn’t take it any longer.
minus-square@BenadrylChunderHatch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•11 months agoMine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
That’s hilarious