The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 1 year ago

I wish for a sandwich.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 1 year ago

A good one.

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6•1 year ago
Granted. I give you a hamburger.

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