@111000@reddthat.comM to Idiots of Marketplace@reddthat.com • 7 months agoTrying to get a car for freereddthat.comimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1369
arrow-up1369imageTrying to get a car for freereddthat.com@111000@reddthat.comM to Idiots of Marketplace@reddthat.com • 7 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-square@LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkDeutsch3•7 months agoBut if you can’t avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.
minus-squarejrwperformance linkfedilink16•7 months agoBut if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!
minus-square@pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.calinkfedilink9•7 months agoI initially thought that was going a different direction.
minus-squareThe Pantserlinkfedilink9•7 months agoHelp control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.
What would the advice be?
“Just don’t” should cover most situations.
Never buy a dodge?
Great advice
But if you can’t avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.
Al Bundy?
Use the condoms properly while you’re having sex.
But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!
I initially thought that was going a different direction.
Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.
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“Lie better.”