The Picard Maneuver to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoThis person's rejection reasonstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square281fedilinkarrow-up11.52K
arrow-up11.52KimageThis person's rejection reasonstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square281fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish141•11 months ago“Nobody was born on 4/20 except Hitler. We do not wish to hire Hitler at this time.”
minus-squareR0cket_M00selinkfedilinkEnglish51•11 months ago“However, the skillset has been retained in our documentation for future potential expansion into potential expansion.”
minus-square@grandkaiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•11 months ago Managed a diverse team, ensuring effective communication and coordination across departments. Orchestrated a strategic expansion initiative to establish presence in previously uncharted regions. Oversaw budget management and resource allocation to meet organizational goals. Led a major organizational transformation, significantly expanding membership and reach. Excelled in strategic negotiations and public relations to foster expansion. Cultivated a strong team culture focused on achieving shared objectives. Led high-stakes operations in logistically complex and challenging environments. Pioneered innovative approaches to overcome traditional operational barriers.
minus-square@Raxiel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoLeft previous position with an open mind
minus-square@JTheDoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months ago“Your skills and qualities tell us you may be over qualified for the position. We would like to offer you a role in management instead.”
“Nobody was born on 4/20 except Hitler. We do not wish to hire Hitler at this time.”
Times they are a changin’
“However, the skillset has been retained in our documentation for future potential expansion into potential expansion.”
The Sudetenland branch is hiring.
Left previous position with an open mind
“Your skills and qualities tell us you may be over qualified for the position. We would like to offer you a role in management instead.”
Well that’s your loss I hear he’s great at PR