Anyone want some marshmallows? I brought extras. Anyone got spare sticks?

I’m not sure if it is the bitterness over incompetent and greedy corporate leadership lingering from my dot bomb days, my deep seated hatred of unfairness, my disgust at corporations that chase profits at the expense of everything else, or my revulsion at CEOs that lie and defame but even if Reddit did a total 180 at this point I would tell them to fuck off purely out of spite. I can’t wait to short their stock. Again: because spite.