The Picard Maneuver to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 3 months agoIt doesn't exist once you step out of the showerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up11.22K
arrow-up11.22KimageIt doesn't exist once you step out of the showerlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-square@where_am_i@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish22•3 months agoexactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.
minus-squareZloubidalinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoAnd then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.
minus-square@EtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoOr you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.
exactly. Squeeze the fucker out and yeet it right out. Some time the same day you’ll walk into your bathroom, find a shampoo bottle on the floor, ask yourself “da heck?” and will remember that you gotta go buy some.
And then Wifey will throw the bottle and yell at me because I don’t throw my junk, and then she will yell at me again because I use her shampoo.
Or you start a game of shampoo bottle “toss” because you nailed her in the head when she was brushing her teeth.
Nah, I never start a fight I can’t win.