• PotatoKat@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    >be me
    >want to be cool so i go out to buy undercarriage lights for my car
    >also don’t want to be pulled over so i check laws in my state
    >legal
    sweet.mp3
    >buy lights and install them
    >next day get pulled over on highway
    wtf.jpeg
    >sheriff tells me lights are illegal in county
    >get ticket
    >look up city laws
    >legal
    >look up county laws
    >illegal
    >look up laws in neighboring county that i pass on way to work before rejoining my county
    >legal
    >decide to go buy weed because clearly i’m high and smoked it all
    legalstate.yuss
    >go to dispensary in my city
    >medical only
    >city opted out of recreational
    mfw
    mfw i have no face