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Walk_On [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

You come home and find this guy, what do you do?

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You come home and find this guy, what do you do?

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Walk_On [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ask myself why the hell the nostalgia critic is at my house

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      He really is the splitting image of Doug Walker

      • Goadstool [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Removed by mod

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hang out and play some mario kart or something, I ain’t picky about free treats

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Dust my dildo drawer for prints

    • CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      If there isn’t Dorito powder on them then you’re good

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Take his beer and chips in the name of the revolution and put him in the gulag aka my backyard

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    How did he get into my home ? Assuming he is ready to share the treats he can stay the night and we can play smashbros. (No smoking inside though)

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Small world. Are you my fedposting ?

  • MichaelFassbendersHog [it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.

    I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.

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    Remember it so he doesn’t have to

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    I assume I drink beer and eat Doritos with him

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    *zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do

  • TheDialectic [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Did you ever wonder if you could pull someone’s heart out of their chest with the power of Kali like in that one movie?

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    hel yea lets play Halo

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    Not turning down free stuff, and if he’s brought it he seems cool

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Start singing “Welcome to atop the fourth waalll!”

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    Take his extra cigars, thank him, and throw him out.

    Those cigars are actually pretty nice.

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