• TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    Had this happen to me in Brooklyn after getting mugged. Pigs were begging me to tell them that some dude I never saw before was the guy who mugged me when I told em none of the people in the line up looked anything like em.

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        10 months ago

        For real, they were trying to tell me other crimes the people in the line up had done like I got to pick and choose who goes away for what. I remember thinking, “Dunno, y’all want me to make up who mugged me, so did any of em commit any crimes?”

        Fucking vile, every pig is a total piece of shit and a waste of oxygen.

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      10 months ago

      Jake: #1, could you sing the opening for “I Want It That Way”?

      #1: Really? Okay.