anders@rytter.me to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前When your code works, but you don't know how rytter.meimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1479file-text
arrow-up1479imageWhen your code works, but you don't know how rytter.meanders@rytter.me to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheHalc@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 年前Just make sure to add comments like //Magic, do not touch To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 年前// Do not delete! Yes, it's not used anywhere in the code, but if it is removed // the application crashes and the error code is useless for debugging. let f = 'a';
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前if ( “a” == “a” ) { // i swear i saw this somewhere }
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前I once did const theNumber = 4 in a function (and then took a second, actually random, number and compared it to theNumber). In the comment to the function I actually referenced https://xkcd.com/221/.
minus-squareecho@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前If you even know which line of random bullshit you changed that made it work, that is
Just make sure to add comments like
To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.
// Do not delete! Yes, it's not used anywhere in the code, but if it is removed // the application crashes and the error code is useless for debugging. let f = 'a';if ( “a” == “a” ) { // i swear i saw this somewhere }
I once did
const theNumber = 4in a function (and then took a second, actually random, number and compared it totheNumber).In the comment to the function I actually referenced https://xkcd.com/221/.
If you even know which line of random bullshit you changed that made it work, that is
//HERE BE DRAGONS