• sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Death: ugh. Mrs. Schmidt… these cookies… what’s in these -

    Mrs. Schmidt: Ssh. You said it was time. You didn’t say for who.

  • teft@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Good night, Westley Mrs Schmidt. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.

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        9 months ago

        but my name is spelled in lowercase with first letter capitalized, I am not my corporation! is this a maritime court death? why won’t you accept my personal passport that says I have 999 more years in the state of Arizona