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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I really don’t want to go into work tomorrow.

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Oh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.

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