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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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VATICAN CITY—In an effort to make the church feel fresh and exciting again for youths around the world, the Roman Catholic Church announced Friday that it had added belief in a badass deity with a robotic falcon head to its existing dogmas. “Starting today, the church will officially recognize our newest god,…
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    Jafaa, KREE!

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      There it is. Say hello to King Tut.

    • SatyrSack
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      Indeed

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbqtF91IE1k

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    Catholic Church Courts Youth

    …let’s not.

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      Yeah that’s not quality alliteration. The appropriate(?!) word here is children.

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        deleted by creator

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    Raven Beak?

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      It… glistens.

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    Great now we must pray to a God for good afterlife and to an AI overlord for good life.

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    I think this is going to test Le Onions predictive powers.

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    I would certainly go for that!

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    This article is BONKERS

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    I dunno, that looks more like a cybernetic pigeon-man.

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