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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoAnd you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·1 year agoI have found that a mix of olive oil, butter, garlic, parsley, salt and pepper makes their deaths matter a lot.
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoyou fool. you’ve only removed the parts outside of the ground, it’s mycelia still lives. it will be back in time.
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoI sincerely hope so! I’ll be hungry for more by then!
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agopowerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace
minus-squareGratefullyGodless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoI’ve found that just tearing into their raw (but washed) flesh with my teeth works just as well, and imo is even tastier without all those distractions.
minus-squareMrBusiness@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoWhy does the way I kill them have to matter?
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoYou need to be able to credibly threaten them with death if you want to force them to tell you the name of God.
minus-squaremods_are_assholes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoYeah, a few years ago. God’s name is Howie.
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoActually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name”
minus-squaremods_are_assholes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoSure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy.
minus-squaremods_are_assholes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI don’t know what that means…
And you cannot kill them in a way that matters.
I have found that a mix of olive oil, butter, garlic, parsley, salt and pepper makes their deaths matter a lot.
you fool. you’ve only removed the parts outside of the ground, it’s mycelia still lives. it will be back in time.
I sincerely hope so! I’ll be hungry for more by then!
powerful response. you may yet stand a change against the fungal menace
I’ve found that just tearing into their raw (but washed) flesh with my teeth works just as well, and imo is even tastier without all those distractions.
Why does the way I kill them have to matter?
You need to be able to credibly threaten them with death if you want to force them to tell you the name of God.
Has anyone done it?
Yeah, a few years ago. God’s name is Howie.
Actually, it’s Harold. The prayer even says “Harold be thy name”
Sure in ancient proto-British but here in the states we are less formal in our liturgy.
I don’t know what that means…