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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

I think I would take pineapple over this

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I think I would take pineapple over this

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Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Pineapple is the best topping that everyone dissed.

    Change my mind.

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      Why would we change your mind when you’re right?

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      It makes the cheese watery and the crust mushy

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        Only when you fuck up and don’t pat dry before putting it on. Won’t cook properly in that state either.

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        Lmao you’re getting downvoted to hell

        But really, that’s not my experience at all, it just like any ordinary topping but cooking the pineapple makes it sweet, i think it’s a nice combo with the sauce and cheese

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      You’re wrong. 110% wrong.

      The best pizza topping that everyone disses is fentanyl.

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        Hater might think you’re wrong, but it’s the most addicting pizza one will ever had, and will come back for more!

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          Can’t you like die from 2mg of fentanyl?

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      I don’t know how most people feel about this but in my experience they haven’t heard of it so I’m going to mention it anyway. Dollops of cream cheese is the best pizza topping there is. It tastes amazing and goes well with any other topping you prefer.

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        There was a taco pizza popular here long ago. I think it was more nacho but whatever.

        Sour cream, lettuce, cheddar. Probably had some meat or chips but the sour cream combo was top notch.

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        Smetana on pizza 10/10

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          Smegma on pizza?

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      Durian.

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      The crime of Hawaiian pizza was always the ham and never the pineapple.

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