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ThePJN@sopuli.xyz to Wrong Answers Only!@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Out of mayo... What should I use in my sammich instead?

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Out of mayo... What should I use in my sammich instead?

ThePJN@sopuli.xyz to Wrong Answers Only!@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • beans@lemmynsfw.com
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    Beans

  • jaye@lemmy.world
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    Hot dog water

    • ThePJN@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Well that’s just going to soak the bread all to hell. C’maaaan!

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    KY jelly.

    • ThePJN@sopuli.xyzOP
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      I think that works best for hot dogs…

      • Maharashtra@lemmy.world
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        I wouldn’t know.

        I consider myself more an ass man.

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          If you’re not using lube for that you’re doing it wrong

        • ThePJN@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Like, donkey meat sammiches? Or is that not sammich related at all?

          We’re talking about sammiches here. Ya gotta focus!

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    The only correct answer would be mayo

    • ThePJN@sopuli.xyzOP
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      “Correct” answer? Get outta here! 🤪

      • Motorheadbanger@lemmy.world
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        Goddammit

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    10W30 motor oil.

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    Pebbles

    • ThePJN@sopuli.xyzOP
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      NOW we’re talkin’!

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    Dunk the bread in some water. The sogginess adds an extra dimension all together.

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    Sour cream!

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    In times of crisis, I find pickle juice makes an excellent substitution

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