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farming this guy for mythic cosmetics
These fake cop security guys are always so funny. They get so mad at being told they’ve done something wrong and they always act like when they call it in, their boss is going to tell them, “Okay. Now you need to get him on his knees and execute him.”
The reality is that the job duty is always to retreat and call it in. You’re never ever supposed to shoot back.
He looks like one of those GI Joe’s that nobody liked
Like Sci-Fi or Barricade
He’d be the third-wheel GI Joe that’s like a scuba frogman or some shit given his bright red tactical vest that looks like a life jacket.
This is that guy
Bro got an IBM terminal on his backpack.
Your local mall ninja finally got hired.
The video is a real trip. these guys really think they’re cops
Imagine wanting to be a class traitor this bad and not even succeeding at becoming a real cop
Lol, think they sleep like that?
Getting in on the niche market of tacticool sleep aides like .300 BLACKOUT the sleeping pill for REAL OPERATORS (it’s actually full of lead with melatonin).
You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zi4FXCSgDw
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I used to pretend I was a cop or a soldier when I was like 7 years old, but then I grew up.
ACAB includes your pathetic uncle wannabe cop as well.
you know he’s serious because he has the stendo
For anybody else wondering before they make the click - there’s no actual resolution in this video, you get the gist in the first 30-60 seconds
Are the red and green BOTH lighters on a string?
It’s a tactical lighter sling.
Oh, huh, I thought the red one was a USB stick but maybe that is a lighter.
This person looks like the early skins (ie. the recycled/reused shit) you get through a battle pass on call of duty not gonna lie.
Bro looks like he’s on fentanyl.
Hey bub, are those plates level 4? No? Ok, good to know.
The Fallen Survivor is an uncommon infected enemy in Left 4 Dead 2.
