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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

You're only as dead as you feel

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You're only as dead as you feel

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀

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      The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes

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        Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don’t eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you’re only going to be a 3-minutes!

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          That’s dreadful; I love it

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      And if you stuck a dagger in it it would cause everyone to turn into sand zombies.

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      not that big with water cremation I think. still quite big. it doesnt have any box ash with you. or you could make plenty of lityle ones for the whole extended family

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