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“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

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“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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    deleted by creator

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      I like “orphanize” - one of those things that shouldn’t be a word, but is!

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        umbilicalCord.cut()

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        NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name

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          Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.

          “YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”

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            Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

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              What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?

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                Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

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                  I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.

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        impl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> {
          fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>;
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      Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.

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        Garbage collection???

        /s

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      SendToBoardingSchool()

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      -- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object.
      kidnap :: ChildBearing c p
             => p -- ^The kidnapper.
             -> c -- ^The child to kidnap.
             IO ()
      
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      def callCps()
      

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