Blizzard@lemmy.zip to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoBought a new pack of a hair product which now uses 6% less natural ingredients and is no longer veganlemmy.zipimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1555
arrow-up1555imageBought a new pack of a hair product which now uses 6% less natural ingredients and is no longer veganlemmy.zipBlizzard@lemmy.zip to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareTechAnon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoMatt’s just fine, what do you think they made the paste out of? “Is that hair gel?”
minus-squareAstralPath@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoWho is Matt and why did they turn him into paste for the attention of surfers?
minus-squarehydrospanner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoThey didn’t turn him into paste… It’s the paste that Matt…uh…produces.
Poor matt
I’m the non vegan ingredient.
Matt’s just fine, what do you think they made the paste out of? “Is that hair gel?”
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You’re Matt
Who is Matt and why did they turn him into paste for the attention of surfers?
They didn’t turn him into paste… It’s the paste that Matt…uh…produces.
More fat
Black cat
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