• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Explains how elephants are able to get so jacked without consistent income, they just poppin’ them peanuts for days!

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      5 months ago

      Bro! My bicep is way bigger than any trunk so I could defeat an elephant in a boxing match, no prob! A gorilla, too because they only eat leafs. A bear could maybe pull off a draw because they eat them good fish proteins and have knives as fingers so I would need a knife too or my hunting bow.