What has your kid(s) done today to you?

  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Played with a knife then she got mad at me for taking it from her. Then got even more mad when I tried to explain to her why it’s dangerous. She’s 3 years old

  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    Not a dad, but a school bus driver. I had a kid lose her marbles.

    We found them we I hit the breaks.

  • CrimeDad
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    2 years ago

    My four year old informed me, via the Father’s Day questionnaire she filled out at school, that I am 18 years old. I thought I was 37. I hope they don’t call the cops on her mother.

    I was just thinking that I hadn’t seen a dadsplaining post since my last one and I was concerned for a moment that my instance, lemmy.one, decided to pull a Beehaw on lemmy.ca.

  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    We were playing lego and she destroyed my tower. Then she reprimanded me because I wasn’t sad enough. So I spent the next 20 minutes rebuilding/breaking/me fake crying/repeat. It was, apparently, hilarious.