• unmagical@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    There is only one Waffle House with doors around the world.

    JFK’s head just did that on its own.

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      6 months ago

      Sometimes peoples’ heads just fall apart.

      Well, rarely.

      Okay, once. Sheer coincidence that it was such a prominent person and in such a prominent moment. And that Lee Harvey Oswald just happened to be cleaning his gun by that window at the time. But hey, sometimes weird coincidences happen.

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      6 months ago

      Then why are the employees at one Waffle House near me always high, but another near me across town is normal? Well… normal as Waffle House gets, anyway.

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        Higher dimensional beings exist in a state manifest to us as differing realities. Which “reality” we see is partially dependent upon the difference in locations of the portals we take to the pocket.