• finley@lemm.ee
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      Trump is the only guy who would bury his ex-wife on his own golf course just so that he could continue to cheat on her.

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      What’s weird is part of me just wishes they’d just settle it in a golf match. 1 month practice, PGA rules. I don’t even like golf.

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        Biden challenged trump to a game, but only if trump carries his own clubs.

        🤣🤣🤣

        We all know that will never happen.

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          “You can’t even Carey your own Golf bag” is also is also such a rich guy insult. Imagine someoene in the street throwing that insult at your head.

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          Oh man, I wish his response was “Of course I’m bad at golf. I’ve been too busy leading a country to have time practicing my hand at golfing.”

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          I’m not really a golf person, but from passing knowledge, he said his handicap was +8 IIRC. I think that means that on an average course, he’d typically hit 8 strokes above par.

          Trump seemed incredulous of his claim, so I’m guessing that means Trump has a higher handicap?

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        Here’s a transcript:

        [While talking about the Intelligence Tests he did]

        TRUMP: […] He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. He challenged me to a golf match. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards. […]

        BASH(Moderator): Thank you.

        President Biden?

        BIDEN: You’re going to see he’s six-foot-five and only 225 pounds – or 235 pounds.

        TRUMP: (inaudible).

        BIDEN: Well, you said six-four, 200.

        TRUMP: (inaudible).

        BIDEN: Well, anyway, that’s – anyway, just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is.

        Look, I’d be happy to have a driving contest with him. I got my handicap, which, when I was vice president, down to a 6.

        And by the way, I told you before I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?

        TRUMP: That’s the biggest lie that he’s a 6 handicap, of all.

        BIDEN: I was 8 handicap.

        TRUMP: Yeah.

        BIDEN: Eight, but I have – you know how many…

        TRUMP: I’ve seen your swing, I know your swing.

        (CROSSTALK)

        BASH: President Trump, we’re going to…

        (CROSSTALK)

        TRUMP: Let’s not act like children.

        BIDEN: You are a child.

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          I thought that was very funny. This and all the other Senates arent about facts or informing the viewer. It’s just two people bragging and insulting each other. Like a rap battle