Saw this on /c/dundermifflin@lemm.ee and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.
Seating Options / Alt Text:
- Between Liz and her doppelgänger friend that complains just as much
- Next to Frank and a now-empty sun tea jar
- Between Hank and Jack
- Between Devon Banks and Kenneth
- In the back next to Vlem
- Next to Tracy and Angie
- Between Jenna and Verna (who is flirting with Paul dressed as Jenna)
- Next to Colleen and Jonathan
- Next to Lutz
I wanted to make one of the options between Grizz and DotCom, but I figured that was too much of an Airplane! joke. Also, the pharmacy was out of the pills that make you see Oprah, so no sleeping through it.
Tough choices.
First choice: As close to Paul (dressed as Jenna) as possible. That’s a chance to enjoy all of Jenna’s country charm, with less than half the neurosis.
It’s only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice. They’re the only ones who can mind their own business for 18 hours without sitcom shenanigans ensuing.
Between the listed choices, I would sit next to Jenna, but try to out-flirt Verna, paying as much attention as possible to Paul.
True, true.
I tried to not make any of them obvious choices, and that’s also why I left out Twofer. He’d probably just listen to an audiobook the whole flight and leave you in peace. Worst case, he’d bore you to sleep. That, and I couldn’t think of anyone to pair him with besides Frank, and I wanted to make the sun tea reference.
I was also gonna do Pete, Paula, and a Pop Tart but that had to be left on the cutting room floor, too 😂