• @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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    432 months ago

    Broke: ironing your husband’s clothes and not being a muscle mommy because society 🤮

    Woke: only ironing your own clothes and getting swole because you want to 💪

    Ascended: not ironing clothes or lifting because you love being lazy 😴

  • BCX
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    32 months ago

    That’s not how English works.

    • niftyOP
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      212 months ago

      I am not going to argue with a meme, are you? Actually, please do 🍿

      • BCX
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        32 months ago

        I’m not arguing with a meme; I’m pointing out how the joke fails on a fundamental level because the creator couldn’t master basic English. You go ahead and try to be clever with your sarcastic quips.

        • niftyOP
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          132 months ago

          Lemmy has people on it from all around the world, so not just people with English as native tongues

          Besides that, we’re all just shit posting here so whatever 🤷‍♀️

          • 1ostA5tro6yne
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            42 months ago

            native english speaker here, the joke comes across fine and I literally laughed out loud. people who try to police words/grammar/humor like the guy you’re replying to are pathetic losers and nobody likes them. keep making funnies in my language and i’ll keep laughing and upvoting them!

        • Cattypat
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          112 months ago

          sorry, have you mastered basic english? do you make sure you speak with perfect grammar and spelling even in informal contexts? if anything, it would be incorrect to use formal language in such an informal application as a meme

            • Cattypat
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              72 months ago

              lmao you were the one freaking out about words, now we know theyre an impertinent troll

              • 1ostA5tro6yne
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                whine about literacy

                proceed to call two sentences “a lot of words” and pretend it’s a lot to read

                this guy desperately making an asshole of himself trying to troll people is funnier than the meme

            • 1ostA5tro6yne
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              32 months ago

              the joke is the guy bitching about illiteracy thinks 40 words is too much to read

        • 1ostA5tro6yne
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          62 months ago

          linguistic prescriptivism is for weird losers bent on controlling others’ thoughts. the joke is fine, i think you’re upset about something else here.

          • BCX
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            12 months ago

            I think you see people piling on me and you wanna get a free jab in.

            • 1ostA5tro6yne
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              22 months ago

              i think you’re just salty that your inbox blew up with people telling you what an idiotic blowhard you sound like