OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前This is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up149
arrow-up149external-linkThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square56fedilink
minus-squareaaaantoine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character. This is also why Java dev pays so well.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
minus-squareGrishAix@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
minus-squareElectronSoup@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");
minus-squareEavolution@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Or the slightly more readable brainfuck: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
printf("C wins again\n");p "Ruby FTW!"std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes