ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1116file-text
arrow-up1116message-squareToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-square𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓙𝓪𝔂𝓔𝓶𝓶@lemmy.procrastinati.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoIt’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
minus-squareares35@kbin.socialcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoand he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoSecond favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThe best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
minus-squareAppaYipYip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 years agoMy mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???
It’s like when I tell my son he’s my favourite child. He’s my only child.
and he replies back “well, you’re my least favorite dad.”
Second favorite. It’s more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren’t negative.
The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don’t respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading “#4 DAD”.
Lol that’s great
My mom told my brother he’s her favorite son (he’s her only son) and I’m her second favorite daughter (I’m her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We’re pretty sure she is joking but what if???