Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 2 年前

hmmm

lemmy.world

external-link
message-square
71
fedilink
602
external-link

hmmm

lemmy.world

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 2 年前
message-square
71
fedilink
  • Im_old@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    99
    ·
    2 年前

    Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

    But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      67
      ·
      2 年前

      Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

      • sleen@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        34
        ·
        edit-2
        5 个月前

        deleted by creator

      • andrewta@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 年前

        You’re just winging it

        While I’m slinging it

    • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 年前

      Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

    • Plopp@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 年前

      What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

      • kibiz0r@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        2 年前

        From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 年前

        i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

        • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          2 年前

          wat

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 年前

          this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 年前

      Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

      • Im_old@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        The fact that there’s no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it’s a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 年前

          They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.

hmmm@lemmy.world

hmmm@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !hmmm@lemmy.world

For things that are “hmmm”.

Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain “hmmm” and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to “hmmmm” etc.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 152 users / day
  • 28 users / week
  • 445 users / month
  • 443 users / 6 months
  • 29 local subscribers
  • 5.61K subscribers
  • 375 Posts
  • 4.65K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works
  • Martineski@lemmy.world
  • fnicmodbot@lemmy.world
  • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org