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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Praising the latest of the car’s bleeding-edge features that felt like they came from the future, Cybertruck owner Anselm Hart bragged to friends Monday about its high-tech pedal that makes the vehicle accelerate when pressed. “It’s this bonkers, next-level thing that lets you go fast when push it down on it with your foot,” […]
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    What a world we live in. And I’m over here sticking my feet through the floor to scrabble scrabble scrabble along the pavement

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      Yabba dabba doo

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