Me trying to get Chinese citizenship:

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    All of Le Carre’s novel have the secret double agent retire to a comfortable dacha - how do you claim that now?

    “President Xi, there is information you should know. To acquire this information, you only need to provide me with a one-bed apartment in Sichuan Province and an unlimited credit to the closest lo mein noodle restaurant. A regular street vendor who purveys lo mein noodles would be sufficient. Respond now, for this offer is time limited.”