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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon falls in love

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Anon falls in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

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      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

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        How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

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          might’ve recovered from long COVID

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            As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.

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      it’s a rare wholesome greentext

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      I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

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      Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

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      deleted by creator

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