Simple. It’s the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn’t need oxygen like regular fires because it’s tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”
Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it’s running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that “earthbound” oxygen nonsense. It’s all about the oscillation efficiency, really.
You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies
I would watch this episode of Black Adder
It’s actually all LEDs
God’s keyboard
Nah, it’s incandescent, that explain the heat
Solar powered, no less
No oxygen in space? Dude, there’s tons of it, it’s just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.
Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.
So that’s why the solar wind blows inward, eh?
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That’s why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We’re practically the same color
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This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).solar panels. Modern ones are very black
Is this why the far right hates solar?
This could very well be, interesting hypothesis
No, that’s because the Democrats placed sanctions on the original, oil fueled sun. They were bought it by Big Solar, but the GOP’s corporate paymasters want to resume the oil exports, but they can’t so long as the embargo is in place, which means Big Solar stole their monopoly.
It’s very simple - the sun isn’t burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.
The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it’s able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.
The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it’s clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!
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No no, let them cook.
But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…
unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!
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Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.
This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.
The sun is the male of its species, and it’s appearance is bright and flashy, used to attract a mate. Unfortunately there’s no female stars nearby. So the poor, stupid thing has spent billions of years courting Jupiter instead.
But not only is Jupiter a whole different species, it already has a mate - Saturn. You can easily tell that Jupiter’s the male because of its own flashy coloration. Plus, you can even see the ring it gave Saturn when they got married, as well as it’s own much more modest wedding ring.
Little known fact, stars are actually like angler fish… The male is significantly smaller than the female of the species.
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Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.
Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.
Duh, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun’s core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
So it’s all just a scam?
Once you realise the so called “sun” is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
You got it the wrong way round
Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.
I like this one because it’s almost close to being true.
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let’s hope it won’t run out anytime soon.
Oops! I punctured the tank.
I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.
The sun is a government projection you idiots
I thought only the Republicans projected
Republicans, Putin, Netanyahu - they’re an students of the game.