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- Why do “Gorn Captain Crunch” when “Gorn Pops” is available - Or Gorn Flakes. 
 
- Gorn Captain Crunch…made with real captains! 
- Gorn dont have a lot of chewing teeth so it’s important for these to be easy on the pallet. 
- The music in the commercial for this cereal is intense. 
- Is the “murder weapon” a giant boulder that bounces off of you when you play with it? 
- People love to talk about Cap’n Crunch fucking up your palate but Ruffles are just as bad. Those damn ridges. 
- Put him on the Wheaties box. Breakfast of champions! 








