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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon gets a pizza

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Anon gets a pizza

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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    A PEACH IS NOT S VEGETABLE!

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, owner was probably thinking “wtf is that doing here, I could lose my license!”

    • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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      … the fuck else would it be?

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        A fruit? Never heard of anyone referring to it as a veggie. Cultural difference?

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          There ain’t no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.

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            Chill my yin, no need to go full Israel over a culture classifying peaches differently

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              Yeah you need to go further

        • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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          this guy thinks peaches are fruits

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        Non-vegan peaches

    • SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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      Vegetables are a portmanteau of vegetation and table, as they are vegetarian for the table.

      All fruits are vegetation for the table, or vegetables. It’s just that not all vegetables are fruits.

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      They sell peaches too, do you want to sue them?

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