It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to shit your pants with it
Think you’ve got the wrong polemicist there (unless that’s part of the bit)Ooh yeah it was Carlin, couldn’t remember but it gave me Parenti vibes
Remember, people: Fiber, fiber, fiber (and lots of water.)
Lol yeah, to me it sounds like what you can find in America to eat is such piss-poor nutrition your GI tract can’t handle it. Even if you eat huge amounts, you shouldn’t be constipated because of it, that’s because you ate a bunch of carbs, fat and animal protein without any fiber at all.
Fat, salt, and sugar are our 3 major food groups.
Going to America to do list:
Buy fiber tablets
Nah, we’ve got grease for that now
Lubes up the tract, poop just sluices out
The recommended dosage of 5 capsules of psyllium powder, 4 times per day may seem absurd… but the real absurdity is the diet that we expect our GI tract to handle.
Word. I take like two a day and the improvement is drastic
Tagline please
they’re gonna need a c-section
the c stands for crap because of all the doodoo crap coming out the butthole
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Real freedom is having all that shit pumped out through tube
おしりがアメリカサイズはできないね
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