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Low energy, weird. Everyone is saying it.
I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.
Everyone is saying it!
Even me!
Even N0body
What I’ve been hearing is that Vance and Peter Thiel are running things behind the scenes because Trump’s brain is so cooked
Low energy. Weird. There, I said it.
That makeup edge. See how pale he is?
Another crisis at the border.
Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews… Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s
Makes sense. Biden wasn’t able to keep up with a demanding campaign schedule either, it was one of the big reasons he needed to withdraw. Trump is around the same age, and frankly it’s just a lot to ask of an elderly person.
It’s not like he’ll cancel his rallies, he recreationally enjoys those. So the interviews are what get dumped.
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Biden was also in far better shape, mentally and physically than Trump.
Light years ahead in spirituality.
The rallies also offer no challenge. Interviews, potentially, have tough questions or a hostile audience. He enjoys the rallies because it’s just bunch of people propping up his ego without giving one shit about what he says.
Also a separation so the smell can’t be directly attributed to him.
I wonder what the chances are of him living just long enough to see Harris inaugurated before his rotted brain gives out on him.
Losing to a woman of colour should shatter his ego hard enough to send him to his grave.
Hello, not trying to be “that guy” but loosing is the act of releasing an object. Losing is the opposite of winning. While readable and I know what you meant, I just thought I’d point it out in case you had used the spelling by accident. Sorry to bother. It’s just a tiny pet peeve of mine and if you don’t care, carry on. Cheers!
He’ll definitely release an object when he sees her win.
Thanks I changed it. Have a nice day!
This is an incredibly wholesome thread that put a smile on my face.
Yeah - I enjoyed witnessing that interaction too. Nice.
We can only hope
Imagine he steals the election and then dies before inauguration.
At this point, the rest of the GOP is hoping for this. They’re sycophants who probably to a person don’t believe in Trump or MAGA at all, but each secretly thinks they’re the smart one who will win the game of thrones and be positioned to either manipulate Trump for their ends, take the crown, or both.
Vance, Noem, Haley, Murdoch… the list goes on, but they have all tested and repeatedly compromised every limit they have, thinking “ok, sure, he’s a dementia-addled toddler, but this is how I win and I am the smartest person.” They want to put the crown on their own head before Trump’s body is cold.
Being un-self-reflective narcissists themselves, they don’t realize that Trump is the one entirely using them, this is narcissistic sociopathic limit-pushing 101, they are not original or special freethinkers but exactly the opposite, and their compliance weakens them.
I think you’re right but I also think that Heritage and the other rightwing think-creeps area really scared of losing Trump because he gives them a lot of cover with his antics distracting the base and the opposition. If he disappears they suddenly have Vance and a shitshow of unlikable uncharismatic bootlickers because Trump ruined the party and forced out anyone with even a shred of political promise.
President Vance. Jesus buttfucking Christ.
Jesus can do that to himself? Damn
“He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.” - Revelations 22:20. Seriously!
Hence the expression “Jesus fucking Christ”!
Why do you think people worship him?
Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.
Well yeah, I just meant it’d be funny.
Also his cult will probably lose their shit.
If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.
Half of them already do this with whatever dead Kennedy is the current savior.
We already have the Dead Kennedys, and Jello Biafra is fine
RIP D. H. Peligro
Fair. I’m sure they’d find a way to blame liberals too.
Whatever makes sense.
Can’t wait for the Thanksgiving dinner conversations
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He’s gotta know he’s going to prison at this point.
Probably needed a nap