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  • Michael Pachter is, was, and always will be a complete idiot. Back in the PS2 era he stated that it was no big deal if Sony sold out in North America, they could just move units over from Europe… ignoring the fact that both the video and electricity standards don’t match.

    $700 isn’t a “death sentence”, know how we know this?

    ROG Xbox Ally X - $1000
    PS5 Pro - $750
    Xbox Series X - $650
    ROG Xbox Ally - $600
    PS5 - $550
    Steam Deck - $550
    Xbox Series S - $450

    If Valve REALLY wanted to break people’s brains, they would release a “Supply your own RAM and storage” version for $399.

















  • You and me both, brother, but mine was January, 2024.

    Had my 2nd heart attack in an emergency room, in the middle of a snow and ice storm, as the power goes out.

    “OK, you need a stent, but we can’t do that here, we have to get you to a different hospital and the ambulance can’t get here because of the snow and ice. It’s coming.”

    Ambulance doesn’t come. I wake up at 6 AM and am fiddling with my phone, nurse comes in.

    “Were you asleep about an hour ago?”

    “Yeah, why?”

    “Your heart stopped for 8 seconds.”

    “. . . Um, ‘thank you’? I don’t know the correct response to ‘your heart stopped for 8 seconds’.”






  • “The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station. We had sampled almost everything else, and now— yes, it was time for a long snort of ether. And then do the next hundred miles in a horrible, slobbering sort of spastic stupor. The only way to keep alert on ether is to do up a lot of amyls—not all at once, but steadily, just enough to maintain the focus at ninety miles an hour through Barstow.”

    Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas